Why did the CRYES founder wait so long before trying to recruit new members?
We thought you’d never ask! The Rev. Oral Groove was convinced that such an all-purpose religism as CRYES would naturally draw followers by its very existence. Being blessed with an extremely patient nature, he did not see fit to immediately launch an intense membership drive. He also had a premonition that active promotion of his all-accepting theological philosophy might result in being pelted by a variety of rotten exotic fruits.
