Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was a television. • Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde’s vagina? A1: The blonde! A2: The other guys waiting their turn. • Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered. • Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the “11” in “9-1-1”. • Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she’d ever been picked up by “the fuzz”? A: “No. But I’ve been swung around by the tits.” • Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A: Frosted Flakes. • Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes. • Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period. • Q: What’s the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. • Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: “Oh look! Doughnut seeds!” • Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? A1: So they don’t
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