Why couldn the blonde bob for apples?
His sister was using the toilet. • A blonde is going to London on a plane; how can you steal his window seat? Tell him all seats going to London are in the middle row. • How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday. • Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row? Donna: I dunno. How? Me: Tell her the same dumb blonde joke twice in a row. Me: Hey Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row? • Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache. • Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs? They don’t know the route. • What did the blonde do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? He turned it over and used the other side. • Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took him two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night. • Did you hear about the blonde who couldn’t wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea? He said that he love
