Why can blondes make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe. • Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night. • Q: Did you hear about the new epidemic among blondes? A: It’s called MAIDS – if the don’t get one, they die. • Q: Did you hear about the blond that was treated at the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds? A: She tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungie cord. • Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a wreck? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out. • Q: Did you hear bout the blonde who couldn’t wait to see “20,000 Leagues Under The Sea”? A: She said that she loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams. • Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep. • Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold. • Q: How did the b
