Why can atheists believe in FSM without scientific proof but theists cannot believe in God without proof?
O but there IS scientific proof for the FSM. Look at the evidence my friend, proof of Intelligent falling is everywhere! Gravity is a scam. The FSM uses his noodley appendage on all objects in the universe to push them down to the ground. Note that in places where the noodle was invented (i.e. China and Italy) the people, on average, are shorter! This is because he is pushing down harder with his appendage on the people he favors more, so the shorter you are, the more the FSM loves you. The Flying Spaghetti Monster shares the blessing of his noodley appendage to his Chosen Ones!
