Why are vibrators better than men?
Because they never screw other women, never come in drunk, and you don’t have to do their laundry! • • Why do men die before their wives? They should. • • What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need…….. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need • • How does a man keep his youth? By giving them money, furs and diamonds. • • Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital. • • What’s the most common cause of hearing loss amongst men? Wife saying she wants to talk to him. • • Why are hangovers better than men? Hangovers will go away. • • How are men and batteries different? Batteries have a positive side. • • Why is virginity like a baloon? All it takes is one small prick and it’s gone. • What is the difference between garbage and men? Garbage gets thrown out and stays out! • • How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? No one knows, the ex-wife always gets the house. • Why are
