Why Are Nut Allergy Sufferers Not All Rounded Up And Shot?
That’s a good question. For too long the minority of humankind who swell up and explode whenever a peanut is forcibly inserted under their eyelids have dictated to the rest of us how we should live our lives. Peanut warnings on packs of peanuts and the removal of the chocolate-coated peanut from packs of Revels – to replace it with the abomination that is the raisin! The raisin! Nobody wants shrivelled fruit in their chocolate confectionery! – are too much and a stand needs to be taken now! To save on bullets packets of peanuts should now be forced to carry the wording “No Peanuts Here, Peanut-Free, Honestly” prominently. A message should be sent to the manufacturers of Revels too: remove the raisin! Why Is Hay Fever So Common These Days? In evolutionary historical terms, plants and animals have coexisted and benefacted one another. Plants have allowed animals to breathe and animals have allowed plants to have the best real estate on the planet. Minerals have sulked through the milleni
