Why are fewer people going to the National Air and Space Museum?
• Astronaut Ice Cream finally revealed to be made of chalk. • The Museum of the American Indian has better food. • Battlestar Galactica really is that good, keeping folks chained to their TVs. • Ever since the country saw Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck save the world from a meteor in Armageddon, the ideas of an International Space Station and unmanned vehicle to Mars just don’t seem that exciting anymore. • The continued absence of an exhibit including William Shatner’s 1970s performance of “Rocket Man”. • Mumble mumble something in poor taste about a crazy murderous woman wearing diapers mumble mumble. • Parents are finally sick of hearing their kids snickering when they get to the exhibit of the Enola Gay • Despite a letter writing campaign, Spacecamp 2: Electric Boogaloo never made nor shown in the museum’s IMAX theater. • When they didn’t let Lance Bass into space, it just wasn’t worth it anymore.
