Why are drummers always so sweaty and stupid and unpleasant?
It’s our nature. Consider what we do – flailing about like an animal in a trap for little or no reward; that would make anyone sweaty and unpleasant. But not necessarily stupid-that’s more of a bass player thing. All musicians suffer. Consider guitar players, with all of their sexual problems and trouble with the lawthe average keyboard player’s insatiable appetite for alcohol or any other mind-numbing substance, and horn playersall of them – incontinent.