Why are black people so ashy?
Can’t you trade in your government cheese for some industrial strength moisteriser? It’s revolting. Although I’ll never have it as bad as Jamacian Dave, I do infact have Jewish elbows and face. I sand and then moisterise accordingly. Black people don’t seem to put as much effort into this. This one time, I was sitting at the train station next to this black dude. After I adjusted my iPod from Neil Diamond to Lil Jon to accomadate for him, should he be able to hear my loud earphones, I noticed something…. …everytime the wind blew across him there would be this cloud of dust that smelled of a strong mixture of BO and cheese. Now I wont get philosphofical and drawn out about it, being that you’re black and all. I’ll just stop here and give you a chance to tell a white man* that he is bitching instead of yourselves, for a change. It’s true that I have caught feelings, nearly as bad as the time I first came accross that Spring Thomas website (white girl only fucks black guys). Anyway, a
