Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Woman?
• A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past. • Christmas trees don’t get mad if you use exotic electrical devices. • A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an artificial one in the closet. • A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls. • You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home. • A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you look up underneath it. • When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away. • A Christmas tree doesn’t get jealous around other Christmas trees. • A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you watch football all day. • A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
