Whose pack of lies (erm.. election manifesto) has impressed you most?
As packs of lies go… I have to say that David Cameron’s performance was the most superb piece of chicanery I have heard in many a year. (So bad… it has to be good). Here was a man flying directly in the face of his party’s history, utterly unaware of the whining public schoolboy tone of his voice… devoid of understanding that all but the thickest working people would ‘clock’ him in an instant as a fake… and devoid of anything resembling leadership qualities like ‘character’, a voice with a manly timbre, cheeks that are not too pink… and a face that is not ‘pudgy’, ‘flabby’ and ‘oh so punchable’. He says words like ‘Fairness’… and makes it sound like an advert for soap powder. He talks simple morals and ethics and makes then sound like ingredients for a pie. I am not happy with politics at all in this country… but if the only alternative is this pasty faced, unoriginal excuse for a politician… then I am left in a position of hopelessness. I would rather vote for Jade Goo
