Whos the naked guy on the parkbench and whats he reading?
His name is Ron Jeremy and he’s a retired Navy Admiral who commanded the USS Jenna Jamison in the South Pacific as well as dozens of other battleships and aircraft carriers. He saw action in three wars including Vietnem and BootyCall 2,3,4 and 7, and retired a very tired, but highly decorated war veteran. His command was commissioned by President Johnson. He’s reading Everybody Poops. An illustrated guide to the wondrous human body and it’s functions.
