Whos the biggest badass – Jason Bourne, James Bond, John McClane or Indiana Jones?
If I have to pick from the above 4 then here’s my rationale (starting worst to best): Jason Bourne: I sure would like to be the hero who is trained on EVERYTHING but can’t remember it until it becomes crucial to the story. The lamest heroes are those who have an alphabet soup of the FBI, SIS & KGB rolling about in their noggin (Can you say “plot device”?) James Bond: Okay, the guy gets to have sex with chicks every movie (Even when he looks like Roger Moore), but that is a gigolo qualification – not a badass. If it wasn’t for Q and his little shop of gadgets then SPECTRE would have made 007 a grease spot on that Jamaican island in “Dr. No”. Indiana Jones: Up until the debacle of the “Quest for the Crystal Roswell Skull” (Ooops! Did I give it away? Sorry.), I respected Indy for his ability to solve historical puzzles and quip with his enemies. However, Dr. Jones has an unbelievable luck (which I call “The James T. Kirk Syndrome”) that becomes the real reason he survives his globetrottin
