Who wouldn’t feel suffocated?
You’re literally suffocating. There was pressure everywhere! Piers went on a morning talk show and said “If Susan Boyle doesn’t win, I’m a donut.” And if she does, you’re a dough boy. Either way, there will be dough. Mmmmm. Caaaaarbs! Simon went to her dressing room before the finale and told her that she could quit if she wants and since she’s the red hot favorite she could maybe not win. Uh…thanks for the pep talk? She went out and gave it her all, and she looked really relaxed by the time announcing the winner came around: And the winner is….NOT SUSAN!! Oh shit I forgot that. I totally thought she won. In a way she did. When do you think the next time is that we’ll see these dorks? Simon says that when he looked at Susan after the winner was announced, he saw a look of “now no one will want me” on her face. That’s not the look I see. At least I beat the little Iranian brat. Susan tells us that she doesn’t remember the days after her loss. So the gaps are filled in with tabloid title
