Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
A fascinating conundrum, born in the fertile imaginations of many E2 residents. A question of combat between two noted figures is a meme that has deep roots in our modern society, likely an offshoot of living in a Post-Cold War environment, lacking a clearly defined outside enemy. We crave an “other” by which to define ourselves. Add to this the grand American tradition of backing the underdog, and the twist of an unknown environment that skews all previously held notions in a fantastic way, and you have one quality exhibition of speculative combat. We live to puzzle out “Who is faster: Superman or the Flash”, or the outcomes of “Ninjas Vs. Pirates” or “Astronauts Vs. Cavemen”, or even “Can my Dad beat up your Dad” (which is silly, because my Dad would totally beat up your Dad). Webby V. Vulgar-T is our own special E2 flavor of this eternal puzzle. Mmm… Cherry! Let’s see what we have to work with here… A word about the combatants: Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 are, in fact, t
