Who would win in a fight between Sir David Frost and Matt Lucas?
Front, definitely. He’s got that look about him. He’s got the look of a man who has a lot of violence just waiting to come out. Would you like to be nominated again for the Mercury Music Prize or could you literally not give a shit? No, I’d love to be nominated again. And I’d like to win it. Well, it would be better than losing it. What would you do with the money? I would either shove it up my arse or shove it up the judges’ arses. £20,000 is an odd amount of money to win, isn’t it. It’s slightly more than being tokenistic, yet for a band with five members it represents little more than ‘a half decent second hand car’. You can have a nice holoiday. You could probably buy a really cheap flat somewhere like Hungary. House prices in London are ridiculous but you might be able to get somewhere in Hungary. Or Barcelona. Have you got a beard at the moment? I was going to shave it yesterday but then I didn’t, so yes. I don’t really see myself as having a beard to be honest, I mean when I do
