Who will rule Emerald City, the Tinman or the Lion?
Mark Sidran and Greg Nickels are off to see the Wizard of Oz. But only one candidate can take up the Emerald City’s cause. Let’s listen in: Wizard: Tinman Mark. Greg the Lion. I welcome you most regally. Why have you traveled down the Yellow Brick Road? Mark: Well, since I’ve got your attention … I stumbled across a bunch of munchkins swilling 40-ounce beers and urinating all over cobblestones. I thought there ought to be a law to make these munchkins stop! So I’m jotting down notes in my Palm Pilot, when this lady inside a bubble comes out of nowhere. Wizard: Who, pray tell? Mark: Glinda, the Good Witch of the North. She says, “Mark, you got high IQ, but your EQ — Emotional Quotient — is like fallen souffle.” She says I gotta have heart. You are the best heart doc around. Wizard: What’s your beef, Greg? Greg: Well, um. .. ah. .. I had several meetings. Some folks said I should come here. Others said stay home. I made up my own mind: You could make a difference. Wizard: And here yo
