Who Wants to Marry a Software Engineer?
Hot on the heels of the success of the show, “Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire”, welcome to “Who Wants to Marry a Software Engineer”. Here’s your contestant questionnaire … 1. What quality do you value most in your partner? a) A sense of humor. b) Emotional maturity. c) High bandwidth. 2. When you get home at the end of the day, you like to: a) Turn on the Silicon Valley Business report, and eat dinner. b) Hook up to your ISP, and check out the hit count on your web page. c) Recharge your cell phone, laptop, and wireless modem, change batteries on your pager, and synchronize your Palm Pilot and home computer. 3. Your ideal partner is: a) Interesting and attractive. b) Emotionally mature and understanding. c) Extensible and polymorphic. 4. In spiritually difficult times, you often turn to: a) Dilbert. b) Kernighan and Ritchie. c) comp.lang.c++ 5. If go over to your partner’s place and think it’s a mess, you would: a) Complain to him/her, and tell them to tidy up. b) Call a maid se
Related Questions
- My company wants to export software services to a USA based company for which the US Based company is asking for an Export Compliance Certificate to USA. What do I need to do?
- I am a software engineer who wants to develop Web Services applications for Federal contractors affected by the FAR E-Verify clause. What do I do to begin?
- Who Wants to Marry a Software Engineer?
