Who Wants to be a Neomillionaire, is it?
I’d like to be a neomillionaire.” Salina: (slaps her forehead) “Who wouldn’t. But really, is that your final answer?” Garin: “Yes.” Salina: “Alright, since we got through that, how long have you wanted to be a pirate?” Garin: “Ever since I was real little. I skipped school sometimes to go to Cap’n Threelegs’ school.” Salina: “Now we’re getting somewhere. When did you get the Black Pawkeet?” Garin: “At age 13.” Salina: “You started pirating at 13.” Garin: “Yeah but I started going to Cap’n Threelegs’ school at 10.” Salina: “You dropped out of school?” Garin: “Nah. I graduated at 10.” Salina: “Sarcasm, sarcasm.” Garin: “Hey, in me defense, it was a stupid question.” Salina: “Okay, so are you planning to go on a long journey any time soon?” Garin: “I don’t know, maybe. I might go an’ see what’s on the other side of Neopia, or go look for treasure.” Salina: “Are you really sure you want to do that. The last person who tried to discover the other side of Neopia never came back.” Garin: “Ah,
