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Who Wants Free Tickets To American Idols Live This Summer?

April 26, 2017American Free idols live summer tickets wants

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Who Wants Free Tickets To American Idols Live This Summer?

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Oh yeah, you heard me. Yes! So! We indeed have four pairs of tickets for this summer’s American Idols Live tour to giveaway. Let me say that again: FOUR PAIRS OF TICKETS. F-O-U-R. …Not that any of you would be interested in such a thing, busy as you are with examining the nature of what we call “reality,” reading Proust, and listening to NPR, am I right? I mean, how could you ever fit into your busy schedule of intellectual exploration this kind of… OH ALRIGHT ALREADY, QUIT YELLIN’ AT ME. JEEZ.