Who wants a Senator David Vitter paper doll!?
I do I do! We love Louisiana Republican Senator David Vitter at Pinko for being a family-values, Christian conservative Senator who isn’t afraid sometimes to just go out, hire a prostitute, get diapered and then hide it from his wife. We’re not big on Republicans, but if we have to one around we’d at least like to see him getting diapered and spanked by prostitutes. Vitter is up for re-election in 2010. Will Louisiana voters remember his hypocrisy in voting against family planning and sex ed, while simultaneously doing a staged reading of a Huggies pull-up commercial in a back-alley French Quarter hotel? Will he be censured by Congress in their ongoing investigation into ethics violations? Who knows. But we are proud to make Senator Vitter the first entrant in our new series: LolPublican Sex Scandal Paper Dolls. Click here for the full-sized JPEG! Click here for an 8 1/2 x 11 PDF, convenient for printing out and distributing in rural Lousiana libraries, public schools and churches. Wat
