Who says cops don have a sense of humor?
News Headlines for the Year 2029… Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country of the world, California. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally… Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon). France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. 85 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers
