Who named the first 2 people on earth ?
As Telis said, the guys who wrote the bible got the naming rights for all the characters as well as a nice piece of the profits if the movie ever gets the green light. What few people know is that the indigenous earthlings were hermaphrodites and impregnated themselves. (This is the source of a saying that persists to the present when someone is moping around saying there’s nothing to do, i.e.”go f*** yourself”) But eventually humans got bored with this arrangement and split into two groups, each with the respective required equipment: the slots and the tabs. The tabs wanted someone to take on dates and try to seduce and the slots wanted a reason to expand their wardrobes and invent makeup. For the first time sex wasn’t a sure thing and they got to wonder how the night would end: tabs wondered if they’d get lucky and the slots wondered if they should let on that they wanted the tabs to get lucky. This was a critical paradigm shift: sex now would involve another person! Anyway, the orig
