Who Lives in an Easter Island Head Under the Sea?
No, really. Squidward lives in an Easter Island Head, next to Spongebob’s pineapple, on Conch St in Bikini Bottom. Despite the comforts of his two-story stone residence, Squidward isn’t exactly happy with his lot in life: ” I am going to move so far away that I will be able to brag about it. I would rather tear out my brain stem, carry it into the nearest four-way intersection and skip rope with it, than go on living where I do now.” Having a neighbour like Spongebob is fairly trying for our octopus friend; indeed, he eventually decides to move to paradise, also known as “Tentacle Acres”. In Tentacle Acres, a town by octopi for octopi, Squidward finds perfection. Everybody plays the clarinet, makes sarcastic remarks, and enjoys interpretive dance. The shop even sells canned bread! However, too much perfection turns out to be a bad thing, with Squidward missing his irritating neighbours, and moving back to Bikini Bottom. His thoughts on Tentacle Acres? “This city needs to be destroyed!
