Who knows the way to close his endless babbling beak?
Drop an anvil down upon his feathery physique! Toast him, roast him, the show will still be most him, “It’s THE PLUCKY DUCK SHOW and it’s on each week!” His antics are frantic, at times he gets romantic, “My talent’s so gigantic it’ll burst from your TV!” The writers are hackers, the artists all went crackers, The actors are yakkers, “But don’t complain — it’s free!” Plucky goes to Acme Loo to learn to be a star, There’re other toonsters at the school, “But who cares who they are …” So enjoy, don’t be coy, And don’t fall for a decoy, It’s THE PLUCKY DUCK SHOW, come and laugh along! … “I also wrote this song!
