Who is the Squeezebox Hero/Polkadot Wizard?
He is the “Cheesiest Accordionist in the Universe”! His real name is BOTIELUS, and was a founding member of “Samsonite & Delight-Ya” (The Cheesiest Show in the World!). He recently changed his stagename from the Polkadot Wizard to the Squeezebox Hero! How does a Squeezebox Hero “Squeezagram” differ from other singing telegrams? Botielus is a professional entertainer and MUSICIAN. He doesn’t just walk in with a boom box and a sing a long, dorky parody. He actually plays the accordion, and performs a few bits of songs – only the good parts! He can take some of the info you give him, and tailor the song choices to the victim (and/or incorporate them into some of the song lyrics). He doesn’t just perform a rehearsed, impersonal, corporate routine – he improvises at every telegram, and will “go with the flow” of the crowd and your special person!
