Who is the shortest person in the bible?
A. Bildad the Shuhite (shoe-height). Nehimiah (Knee-high-miah) was a close second. Q. When was meat first mentioned in the Bible? A. When Noah took Ham into the ark. Q. How long did Cain hate his brother? A. As long as he was Abel. Q. At what time of day was Adam created? A. A little before Eve. Q. Why did God create Adam first? A. Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it. (my wife likes that one…sorry any feminists out there). Q. Where is the first math homework problem mentioned in the Bible? A. When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply. Q. Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark? A. Because they were using “fowl” language. Q: Where is medicine first mentioned in the Bible? A: When God gave Moses two tablets. Q: How do we know that cars are in the New Testament? A: Because Jesus was a car-painter (carpenter)! Q: What’s the best way to study the Bible? A: You Luke into it. Q: How do we know that a lot of people in the Bible used fertilizer
