Who is the bird that presents the news with Alistair Stewart around 6pm on ITV (London)?
Well, there’s more than one isn’t there – there’s that not-quite-English one with the wart on her upper lip and over-sized mammary glands which she was obviously told to put away one night last week – one minute she was nearly falling out of the ‘dress’ and the next she looked all prim and proper – having tucked the offending article away and then there’s that one that looks like she worships the ground dear old Alice (sorry – Alistair…!) walks on, and she looks like she’s going to pee herself with so much silly giggling all the time at whatever is said that is even remotely/vaguely amusing. Not sure quite which one you fancy though – they both breathe so it’s hard to tell !
