Who is Superguy?
Superguy is the greatest hero of all time. Single-handedly responsible for saving millions of lives, Superguy is the strongest, fastest, smartest, most noble, least vulnerable hero of them all. No one else begins to be in his league. He is the greatest, bar none. Take the best qualities of Superman, Captain Marvel (all of them), Captain America, Captain Planet, and any other copyrighted, trademarked character you can think of, take away their bad traits, and you’ve got a hero just slightly below Superguy’s level. Unfortunately, a guy like Superguy is so great, so powerful, and so committed to Justice and Heroism that he operates under something of a tight schedule. As a result, he is constantly flying around the planet faster than any eye can see, doing good deeds. Never having time to pause and chat, Superguy writes notes on Post It Notes ™ at superspeed and leaves them behind. The only time he’s ever paused is when he was dead, but even then no one could get his coffin open. In ot
