Who is Robert Bennett?
Driven from an early age to attempt the impossible, his constant failure caused him to seek consolation in the arms of loose, dirty women. His spiral into destitution and tendencies as a mad scientist led him to a life of selling crack on the street. He often took his own product, resulting in interesting situations he often didn’t remember. After taking a long hard look at himself, Robert realized the path he’d taken was the most-travelled one, and that wasn’t very Robert Frost at all. Then he recalled he was Robert Bennett, and figured the crack had to go. A sucessful professional extreme scooting career helped him to fund his desired lifestyle of playing too much Grand Theft Auto and entering the Matrix.
