Who is Rambo?
Rambo is a complex man. He has changed very much over the years. He was a hero, a fugitive, some guy’s worst nightmare, Weird Al Yankovic in UHF, and often, tortured in every since of the word. He couldn’t care less about debt consolidation loans or anything else you consider important. The easiest way to pinpoint who he truly is, is to track his development. While some old cranks complained about walking uphill to school barefoot, Rambo’s formative years were spent being tortured by a knife while being eaten by leeches. Communist leeches – disdained even by their Russian employers. When he came back to America, he discovered that it had been taken over by Brian Dennehy. Most of us would have killed ourselves by this point. Rambo, however, under arrest by Dennehy, decided to respond by being AWESOME. Rambo escapes on a motorcycle and eludes legions of policemen and weekend warriors in the woods. The impressive thing is, no matter how badly Dennehy’s army of the night presses him or tor
