Who is Orson Swindle?
Orson Swindle is a real goddamn American hero, that’s who he is, tulip. His full bio’s here, but all you need to know is that he flew jets in the Marines during Vietnam, spent six years and four months in the custody of the North Vietnamese government, worked for the Department of Agriculture, and was the commissioner of the Federal Trade Commission, and is still alive, kicking, and splitting time between Honolulu and Washington, D.C.
