Who is Jack Johnson?
I don’t really care about Jack Johnson, John Jackson, Jake Jickman, Hugh Jackman, Hugh Jardon or any other variation. I’d be perfectly happy being the last person on Earth as long as I still had an internet connection and all of the websites still worked and were updated regularly. And I could still get some fast food and play online poker. And there were Asian girls. That could only survive on my semen. I’m done.