Who has the largest floating pen collection in California?
Well Doug, I’m so glad you asked. I do. I have about six hundred of the little floaters. Everywhere I go, whether it be to the zoo or to Egypt, I grab a pen. I become mesmerized by the floating monument or animal or train or boat in my pen and I stare at it for hours. Soon I begin having fantasies about becoming a pen. My friends all think it is weird, but everywhere they go, they remember to pick up a floating pen for me and bring it home. So I can stare at it for hours and dream of becoming a pen. I also want to be in the Guinness Book of World Records for having the largest collection of floating pens anywhere. The current record holder has 50,000 of them so I only have 44,401 to go in order to beat the record. I figure that at least a thousand of them will have me on them.
