Who has noticed that many of last year’s events had to do with pokes, penetrations, punctures, punches?
The punch-card chad, pregnant ballots, semi-penetrations creating dimples–all of these converting a presidential election into a Flori-duh buffoonery. The butterfly ballots caused a flap about Jews voting for a neo-Nazi and raised a question among some Floridians about the way caterpillars mate? Perhaps the most famous poke in the Sunshine State was the one in the face of the six-year-old Cuban boy. No one will ever forget the photo of the federal officer’s submachine gun pointed at Elian Gonzalez, whose face shows fear, but also a determination learned from surviving the terrible sea. Another sneak attack punctured a hole in the side of the U.S.S. Cole, a mysterious explosion sank the Russian sub Kursk, and while reaching for the sky, a Concorde jetliner burst into flames as the result of a tire blowout. Firestone and Ford had more than their share of punctured tires from faulty treads that caused death and injury on the highways, a god-awful case of manufacturers’ greed overruling s
Related Questions
- I noticed the "official hotel" is the Holiday Inn Eastgate. Do I have to stay at that hotel to attend the events for the weekend?
- Ive noticed posters and announcements for events for MSC students. Am I an MSC student?
- I noticed various events take place simultaneously. Can I choose which ones to attend?
