Who gets to sleep in the one bedroom in the RV?
This is determined once a week via our method for settling all disputes: Roshambo. That’s rock-paper-scissors, not the Southpark version of the game. The winner gets to sleep for the next week in the private, queen-sized bed with comfy mattress, down comforter, full-sized pillows, and a cocoon-like darkness guaranteed by the double-thick shades. The loser is relegated to the pull-out couch or floor (their choice) in the living room area, where the light encroaches on the morning, the comfort level is okay, but the difference is very noticeable. So it’s a very important roshambo each week. The indelicate question has been asked by our readers, “What happens if one of us meets a girl and, well, you know…?” The answer in that case: first one back to the RV can claim the bedroom for the night.
