Who gets mad tooled in FS2 the most around the office? Who is the best pool player?
The artists get mad tooled the most, especially Kresge. They design gorgeous ships, but they can’t pilot them worth a damn. They give themselves callsigns like “Lanfear,” “Bebop,” and “Sucka Pimp.” Whatever. Since I make it my strategy to let everyone win at pool, I honestly can’t tell you who is the best. Everyone around the office seems to have a weird obsession, Pirates, Mr. T., etc. So do you have any? My college roommate and I invented a full-contact sport called the “Pirate Fight.” Our beds were ships and the objective was to knock the other player onto the shark-infested floor. We knocked the posters off our neighbors’ wall, busted a few ceiling tiles, and broke the frame of one of the beds. We played “Night on Bald Mountain” for the soundtrack. The first rule was that if someone put on the soundtrack, you had to pirate fight. This was not as dangerous as “Ninja Frisbee,” which resulted in severed limbs, decapitations, and serious back injuries. What do you think is the hardest
