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Who gave my garden gnome a few bottles of vodka?

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Who gave my garden gnome a few bottles of vodka?

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Dude, I had to nail their feet to the ground to keep them from running away. Then they were all whiny about being nailed down so I gave them a little something to wet their whistles and keep them happy.