Who do we know that likes to hack into websites?
” On a somewhat positive note, Agent Mike Krieg of the FBI predicts that the odds of identifying the parties responsible for the attack are very good. “What we have here is a very unpopular website,” explained Agent Krieg, “not unpopular in the sense that a lot of people hate it, but in the sense that nobody even knows it exists. I mean, Christ, what do they have, 800 hits—–773 of them from checking the hit counter themselves? This means that whoever launched the attack was likely somebody that Chris and Aaron know personally.” A Hack of Shit The most unusual aspect of the case is the fact that the cyber-attack did not only affect the SociallyInept.com website, but also the SociallyInept.com toilet. At approximately the same time as the assault on the website, the toilet shared by Chris and Aaron was filled with a stinking mass of feces not their own. “When I first saw it, I thought Aaron blew out his rectum,” recalled Chris, “because of the flesh-like chunks clinging to the bowl.”
