Who can write nursery rhymes and squeeze oranges at the same time?
A man rushed into the doctor’s office and shouted, “Doctor! I think I’m shrinking!!” The doctor calmly responded, “Now, settle down. You’ll just have to be a little patient.” Ralph: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight? Dad: No, son, it wouldn’t be right. Ralph: Well, you could try. What do you get when you take the circumference of your jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi! A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground where he can measure it easily. When he leaves, one engineer says to the other: “Just like a mathematician! We needed to know the height, and he gave us the length!” This chicken goes into a library and says to the Librarian, “Bawk” in a high pitched chicken’s squawk. The librarian looks dow
