Who believes reptiles secretly control the world?
Not me, its my next door neighbours cat that controls the World and I think I know how, have you seen how they watch you when you take out the rubbish, how they scowl at you, its as if they are planning something very evil and I think I know what it is. I think I have worked it out, their evil master plan is to with………no no, I won’t say a word, no NO,,,,,,, please, have mercy on me, NOOOO, ARGH, MEOOOOW, SSSSS, ughhhhh. Ought, what was that, what just happened there, ugh, what are you doing here tiddles, get back to your own house, go on, shoo. Right what was I on about, what was it now, oh I know, I was about to say that cats have a very fiendish plan to use mind control on us mere humans but that would be silly wouldn’t it, cats aren’t like that,,, are they, they’ll our friends….. What ever it is these reptiles are up to it must be devilishly fiendish, but lets not worry because we can always rely on our Feline friends to protect us,,, can’t we.
