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Which story is more epic, Goldilocks and the three Bears or the three Little Pigs?

April 26, 2017bears culture epic Folklore goldilocks little mythology Society story

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Which story is more epic, Goldilocks and the three Bears or the three Little Pigs?

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Well old chap, one finds the story of the Goldilocks and The Three Bears more tragic as they allowed the vile harlot to go, what the father bear should hath done was sent his wife to the kitchen to do her womanly chores and hath his son aid him in eating the girl alive, t’was highly wrong of Goldilocks to be out on her won with out her superior male masters permission!