Which school of bullfighting has the highest dropout rate?
It was about a year ago that I opened my school of bullfighting at the Australian Antarctic base Wilkes. I started off just meaning to provide some cultural entertainment for the guys who worked at the base , but then I moved on to teaching the local penguins the fine art of bullfighting. As long as I was present the penguins were very diligent with their lessons , and I appointed one of the wiser older penguins as the chief instructor to carry on after I left. Unfortunately there has been a decline in the degree of commitment of the students and the latest report informs me that there is now a dropout rate of 80%. It only needs one penguin to stick his head out of the water and call “Fish…!” and all of the students rush off to catch a meal….. Oh well I suppose one can only try……….
