Which of the five senses reacts most unfavourably to Richard Simmons?
Based upon the small amount of research I have been able to conduct (Damned federal bureaucracy. They just don’t know how to allocate grants to the *Truly* important scientific causes…), all sense react in an equally favourable manner, with the only exception being in a slightly heightened reaction in the brain’s olfactory center when subjects were exposed to Richard Simmons directly following his daily workout.
