Which is the largest planet in our Solar System?
The planet Dilrod, home of all internet trolls and askers of questions relating to the end of the world, UFOs, Apollo Hoax, and the dreaded planet Nibiru. Dilrod exists in a convenient ripple in space-time which allows for its connection to the Internet to be beamed over a gravimetric waveguide between its orbit (halfway between Mercury and the Sun) and Earth in real-time so that the people of Dilrod can also play on XBox live and call people such clever names as “***” and “N00b” in crystal-clear voice-over-internet quality that you would swear is coming from the seat right next to you, well within nose-smashing reach of your clenched fist. Dilrod’s dense nature (not just its inhabitants) causes another strange effect from general relativity, whereby 90% of the Sun’s light is bent around the planet whereby it is also in a strange, self-created “goldilocks” zone where liquid water is abundant. This also has the effect of rendering the planet dilrod invisible to all means of detection, o
