Which famous singer introduced Justin Beiber as his teen protégé?
Usher’s first signing to his own Island/Def Jam label sings like Zac Efron and looks like a Furby — folks, meet 15-year-old Ontarian heartthrob Justin Bieber. Better known as the singer your younger cousins will fantasize getting to second base with until their aerospace aspirations belie latent homosexuality, peep Bieber’s debut YouTube vid for single “One Time,” featuring impresario Usher himself! The plot of this thinly constructed video, which owes most of its grit to Aaron Carter’s “Aaron’s Party (Come Get It)” is mindfuckingly inexplicable. As Usher entrusts his multi-million dollar mansion to a PlayStation-addicted teen with less street cred than Justin Guarini, Bieber obviously throws the biggest bash ever to be purchased with Costco Club points. Hot girls named Kelsey get called on Bieber’s iPhone, invading the house in Forever 21 separates, as Bieber faux-thugs clad in a grey GAP hoodie singing of the truest, purest love. Sources:
