Which are the Top Reasons NOT to Watch Season 5 of The Hills ?
1) Any show that is centered around a young woman and DOES NOT contain anything of the scientific or academic persuasion is most likely about stupid girls shopping. 2) There are prettier women, and if I was a lesbian, I would find them anywhere but on The Hills. 3) The Hills is personally responsible for bringing down the fall of mankind according to Lewis Black. Black’s crackerjack vocal competitors determined that The Hills was more responsible for the demise of mankind than the space program. Because it drags down the IQ of all who watch it, and can’t even boast pictures of clouds from several thousand feet above the Earth, The Hills is gradually going to destroy humanity. 4) What a sucky title. 5) If they really want to make a show about anything hill-related, it better be about people falling down them, or pushing other people down them. All in good fun of course.
Secondly, it’s been getting worse, as evidenced by the ratings: Ratings The day The Hills first premiered, it followed the season 2 finale of Laguna Beach, and viewership stayed relatively the same between the programs. Ratings were high for MTV and one of the highest for any cable network. There was a ratings dip after the season 2 finale as viewers reacted poorly to the developing story. From then on, viewership remained relatively steady. Ratings for the premiere of season four were down 9% among the 12-to-34 demographic (2.1 million) and down 5% among total viewers (3.5 million) in comparison to the show’s third season premiere.[4] Additionally, the total season 4 average was down 25% from that of season 3.[5] “When season 5 premiered on April 6th 2009, both back to back episodes averaged 3 million viewers, which is lower than the season 4 premiere had last year.” The fifth season of MTV’s reality TV show The Hills premiered on April 6, 2009 with an order of 10 episodes. The develo
Top Reasons NOT to Watch Season 5 of The Hills 1. Lauren Conrad is annoying. Point blank period. She cries too much, and by now she should know to wear water proof mascera. 2. Heidi Montag’s weave. Okay, for her to be making $65,000 an episode (I know right) the easiest thing Heidi can do is get a better hair stylist. 3. Justin Bobby. I don’t think he’s on this season which is a good enough reason for me to not watch it. 4. Heidi and Spencer. Why is it that when they aren’t filming, this lovely couple likes to contact paparrazi and inform them of their daily activities for a photo op, but when the cameras are rolling its nothing but, “I don’t think Spencer and I are going to work anymore.” 5. Lauren and Heidi had 3 seasons to amend their friendship, and now they choose to work it out before Lauren quits; give me a break. Sources: http://meetthefamous.
