Wheres the bubble bath?
What would a hotel built only for women look like? In my head, I rather like the idea. Maybe it would have a one-hour ironing service, a huge claw-foot bath with lots of nice products, and free chocolate Flakes? What about curling irons/straighteners (delete as appropriate) to save space in your luggage, and real conditioner in proper-sized bottles? Or full-strength hairdryers, not those stupid, little buzzy ones that make you give up and use the public hand-dryer in the lobby toilets instead? The lighting would be soft, except for around the makeup mirror, and there would be spare tampons and free black tights – visits to hotels tend to be occasions that often require a new pair of tights, I’ve found. Bottle warmers, Living TV and something on room service that isn’t a club sandwich or pizza would be nice. Girls in Jennifer Aniston pyjamas would wander the hallways, having slumber parties and eating Celebrations. Yup, I’m really looking forward to visiting the all-ladies Artemisia hot
