Where The Hell Was The Ghost Of Joey Ramone?
Lights up on the very cool Discordant Diner. Blondie’s “One Way Or Another” is playing, and my heart breaks. First a Revlon ad and now this? Please don’t sell another song, you guys. They’re all good, and I don’t want you to ruin them like that. Please? I’ll go see you again and buy another shirt if you tour! Anyway, Scotty is running his mile-a-minute mouth to Jane and Trembly Manager Dennis about how Jane is “no longer a girl” to him and Yawn, because of all the time they spent on the road together. Oh, whatever. Jane gets even more straight-faced and acts likes this makes her powerless. Hey Jane, want to really piss off your bandmates? Make them Honorary Girls. I’ve done this to some of my guy friends if they listen to me kvetch for an extended period of time (or if we go shopping together and they have to wait while I try stuff on) and even though I mean it as a compliment, it drives guys nuts. Try it! It fights boy disease. Jane turns to Dennis and asks for backup on her announcem
